The Ninja Epidemic
You go after the dark form which went into the bathroom. You're not screwing around anymore. This ninja epidemic must be stopped. You don't plan on running from every shadow that crosses your path. Enough playing around.
You slam open the bathroom door, hoping to catch the ninja off gaurd, and prepare to charge at him. When you look around the room you see no ninjas. Damned sneaky ninjas.
You hear a noise from behind the sink and go over to investigate. That's when you find out what the shadow was. It was not the shadow-like form of a sneaky-ass, super stealthy ninja, but the form of Harry's irritating fat-assed black cat. It looks up at you from the litter box as it struggles to drop a duece and meows.
You are such an idiot. But you are somewhat releived to find that you don't have to fight a ninja now. Of course now you feel like a fool for charging into the bathroom prepared to kick the cats ass.
So are you leaving his house now? You better. Your finger prints are everywhere and there is a corpse in the bedroom. Of course, you might want to get rid of your finger prints. You don't want the cops to investigate the crime and find all signs pointing to you. You doubt very strongly that the ninja story will be taken seriously.
Your hillbilly cousin may be able to help you with these ninjas. He has enough weaponry to supply a small army.
You slam open the bathroom door, hoping to catch the ninja off gaurd, and prepare to charge at him. When you look around the room you see no ninjas. Damned sneaky ninjas.
You hear a noise from behind the sink and go over to investigate. That's when you find out what the shadow was. It was not the shadow-like form of a sneaky-ass, super stealthy ninja, but the form of Harry's irritating fat-assed black cat. It looks up at you from the litter box as it struggles to drop a duece and meows.
You are such an idiot. But you are somewhat releived to find that you don't have to fight a ninja now. Of course now you feel like a fool for charging into the bathroom prepared to kick the cats ass.
So are you leaving his house now? You better. Your finger prints are everywhere and there is a corpse in the bedroom. Of course, you might want to get rid of your finger prints. You don't want the cops to investigate the crime and find all signs pointing to you. You doubt very strongly that the ninja story will be taken seriously.
Your hillbilly cousin may be able to help you with these ninjas. He has enough weaponry to supply a small army.