The Ninja Epidemic

You stand there, looking around and continuing to whistle that rediculously annoying tune without a tune, wating for one of the ninjas to approach you. Your wait does not last long, and you sense rather than hear one of them sneaking up behind you.

Without looking, without even thinking, you spin around with a powerful swing of your bat and connect with the side of your would-be assassin's head. His skull caves under the pressure of the blow and smacks off of his shoulder twice, bouncing and bobbing as though his head were held on with a spring.

As the ninjas lifeless form crumbles to the ground you see a swarm of ninjas running towards you. You spin around and count them, coming up with a figure in the mid teens. This was not going to be an easy battle.

They have you surrounded at all angles and stare you down as you rotate slowly around, eyeing them all. One of them steps over the body of his fallen comrade and draws his katana blade. He twirls the sword a few times and then motions for you to attack.