The Ninja Epidemic

You wait for him to launch his attack on you first, and he comes through with a downward overhead chop with his blade that you try to deflect with your aluminum baseball bat. A shower of sparks assaults you and the ninja comes in with another attack from the side which cuts deep into your ribs.

Weakly, you drop your bat to the ground while the ninja comes in with another blow that seperates your head from your neck. As your vision dims, your head sommersaulting through the air in a rapid descent to the ground. You wonder why you don't feel more pain than this.