The Ninja Epidemic

You set down the knife and take the sais from the corpses' belt. You twirl them around a bit, trying to look all bad ass like that one ninja turtle. But you soon realise that you look like an idiot and you stop.

You step out the back door with the sais tucked into your belt loops. You look around, still shaking with adreneline, and swear you spot a shadow duck behind a tree. You can only assume it is a ninja.

You've already killed one ninja, you think as you start to walk towards the tree, a second shouldn't be a problem. As you walk towards the tree you spot a couple of shadows flanking you. You're being bated into a trap you realise as you slow your pace.

At this point you could continue to move towards the ninja and take all three of them on. You did just kill one of them, but three... Then again, they can't be the most advanced ninja clan out there if one of thier members can be killed by vehicular homicide, right?

Of course, you could always turn tail and run. It's not too late to escape the trap. Three ninjas against you does not seem very promising. Three ninjas... You laugh, suddenly remmebering a lame-ass kids movie called Three Ninjas. Damn did that movie suck. But you can't be thinking about the film industry's pathetic attempts to capitalize on the publics' growing interest in asian culture through rediculously unrealistic plot lines. There is a clan of ninjas attacking your town! Serious matters are at stake here.

The question is what are you going to do. Fight the ninjas or get the hell out of there?