The Ninja Epidemic
You chop down with the butchers knife into the area where the ninjas neck meets his shoulder. Blood squirts out violently in pulsating bursts. His eyes are wide as you take the knife and chop down again, landing in roughly the same spot. You dont stop chopping until the ninja is on the ground in an ever enlarging pool of blood.
You stand there and look at the body before you for a few moments. You killed a NINJA. You KILLED a ninja. YOU killed a ninja. A fucking ninja for crying out loud. According to your estimates, that would make you approximately the most awesome person ever.
Yeah! You rock.
After you've finished with your self congratulatories you decide that it's probably not such a good idea to hang out around here.
Where are you going to? What are you going to do?
You stand there and look at the body before you for a few moments. You killed a NINJA. You KILLED a ninja. YOU killed a ninja. A fucking ninja for crying out loud. According to your estimates, that would make you approximately the most awesome person ever.
Yeah! You rock.
After you've finished with your self congratulatories you decide that it's probably not such a good idea to hang out around here.
Where are you going to? What are you going to do?
You have 4 choices:
- Get out fast. Don't stick around for the cops or any potential ninjas who may also be in the house.
- Exchange your butchers knife for the ninja's katana, and then get the hell out of there
- Take the ninja's sai's which are tied to it's belt loop and get out of there
- Take the ninja's blood soaked uniform, and mascarade as a ninja. (He is about your size.)