The Ninja Epidemic
You decide to call your cousin. He has enough ammunition to supply a small army, and you're sure that any excuse to shoot people will fly with him.
The phone rings ttwice before he picks up. His voice is hoarse and he answers caughing. You tell him about last night, and the attack of the ninjas today. You tell him you need his help and his weaponry to defend yourself and your friends from the ninjas.
"I did meth for a while, too. But you can't just go around killing what you precieve to be ninjas. Wait for the buzz to wear off and you'll see things in a whole nother light." He tells you.
"No, I'm not on anything. A clan of ninjas is really after me." You explain.
"Listen, I know it seems very real to you right now. But you have to understand that is all the meth. There aren't any ninjas after you, you're just a little high." He is speaking to y ou slowly and calmly, very unlike him.
"Listen," You start to explain, trying hard not to lose your temper, "I am not on anything. Will you just come down with a few guns and see it for yourself? See the ninjas for yourself and tell me what you think then."
The phone is silent for a short while. "Are you trying to offer me some meth?"
"No, damn it! Just come down here, would you?!?" You are practicaly screaming.
"Uh... Okay. I'll be at your house in about an hour." He says.
"Fine. Hurry up." You tell him.
"Bye."
"Bye."
You walk outside. All you can realy do now is wait for him to show, right? No sooner than you step outside do you see a ninja waiting for you at the side of the road. You turn to run back into the house, but another ninja blocks your path.
"Shit." You say aloud. Are you going to run up the street or take them on?
The phone rings ttwice before he picks up. His voice is hoarse and he answers caughing. You tell him about last night, and the attack of the ninjas today. You tell him you need his help and his weaponry to defend yourself and your friends from the ninjas.
"I did meth for a while, too. But you can't just go around killing what you precieve to be ninjas. Wait for the buzz to wear off and you'll see things in a whole nother light." He tells you.
"No, I'm not on anything. A clan of ninjas is really after me." You explain.
"Listen, I know it seems very real to you right now. But you have to understand that is all the meth. There aren't any ninjas after you, you're just a little high." He is speaking to y ou slowly and calmly, very unlike him.
"Listen," You start to explain, trying hard not to lose your temper, "I am not on anything. Will you just come down with a few guns and see it for yourself? See the ninjas for yourself and tell me what you think then."
The phone is silent for a short while. "Are you trying to offer me some meth?"
"No, damn it! Just come down here, would you?!?" You are practicaly screaming.
"Uh... Okay. I'll be at your house in about an hour." He says.
"Fine. Hurry up." You tell him.
"Bye."
"Bye."
You walk outside. All you can realy do now is wait for him to show, right? No sooner than you step outside do you see a ninja waiting for you at the side of the road. You turn to run back into the house, but another ninja blocks your path.
"Shit." You say aloud. Are you going to run up the street or take them on?