The Ninja Epidemic

Running has become all to common a move for you, and you've decided to put an end to that now. These ninjas will pay for what they've done. Unarmed, you approach them.

They come at you with swords and you raise your fists, taking as defensive a stance as you can muster.

They cut you up like you're about to be in some general tsoa with rice and green beans. As the blades cut into your flesh, you wonder why it doesn't hurt more. You wonder why things are getting distant and why your long dead grandfather is beckoning for you to join him.

Mostly though, you wonder what the hell made you think you could defeat two ninjas in a battle without any weapons to fight them with.
End Of Story