The Ninja Epidemic
"Let me use your cell phone." You ask of your friend. He hands over his cellular and you flip open the top. On his screen is an image of a naked woman lounged out on a couch. She looks familiar to you. Inspecting it more closely and find that it is your mother.
"Hey! What the fuck is this on your cell phone?!?" You exclaim.
"What?" He asks, looking over your shoulder at the screen. "Oh, yeah. That was a wild night."
"Dude, it's not cool to sleep with my mom." You say to him.
He nods. "Not for you, anyway."
"If I didn't have ninjas to deal with, you would already be dead." You inform him. You dial Harry and get no answer. You dial Rick and leave a message with his mom to meet you at the park at 6:00. She tells you she will deliver the message.
"Harry's not answering." You tell James.
"He's probably too hung over to answer the phone." He says to you, holding his hand out for the phone.
"Yeah, maybe." You reply. You slam his phone to the sidewalk with as much force as you can muster, shattering it into many pieces.
James appears to be shocked by this. "What the hell did you do that for?!?"
"Don't sleep with my mom, asshole." You say.
"You didn't have to break my phone!" He says in a pathetic, whiney voice.
"That's a matter of opinion." You tell him. "Make sure your at the park at 6:00." You say as you turn and begin to walk away.
"Where are you going?" He asks you.
Well... Where are you going?
"Hey! What the fuck is this on your cell phone?!?" You exclaim.
"What?" He asks, looking over your shoulder at the screen. "Oh, yeah. That was a wild night."
"Dude, it's not cool to sleep with my mom." You say to him.
He nods. "Not for you, anyway."
"If I didn't have ninjas to deal with, you would already be dead." You inform him. You dial Harry and get no answer. You dial Rick and leave a message with his mom to meet you at the park at 6:00. She tells you she will deliver the message.
"Harry's not answering." You tell James.
"He's probably too hung over to answer the phone." He says to you, holding his hand out for the phone.
"Yeah, maybe." You reply. You slam his phone to the sidewalk with as much force as you can muster, shattering it into many pieces.
James appears to be shocked by this. "What the hell did you do that for?!?"
"Don't sleep with my mom, asshole." You say.
"You didn't have to break my phone!" He says in a pathetic, whiney voice.
"That's a matter of opinion." You tell him. "Make sure your at the park at 6:00." You say as you turn and begin to walk away.
"Where are you going?" He asks you.
Well... Where are you going?