The Ninja Epidemic
And with that you walk a way from that mother fucker. And he realy is a mother fucker, considering what he has done with your mother. Sometimes you wish your mother wasn't such a slut. Actualy most times you wish for that.
But you can't think about that now. You have to push that from your mind. There are ninjas out there and you have to come up with some sort of a plan to stop them.
What kills ninjas? Think, damn it! Garlic? Aren't ninjas afraid of garlic? Shit. No, that's vampires. Is it silver bullets that kill ninjas. Damn it all, no. That's werewolves. Silver bullets can't kill a ninja! How foolish of you.
Wait, no. Silver bullets will kill a ninja. Come to think of it, any bullet can kill a ninja. They're human after all. They have all thier sneaky ninja moves, but those moves are no match for a bullet.
Bullets kill ninjas.
You find yourself in front of Harry's house.
But you can't think about that now. You have to push that from your mind. There are ninjas out there and you have to come up with some sort of a plan to stop them.
What kills ninjas? Think, damn it! Garlic? Aren't ninjas afraid of garlic? Shit. No, that's vampires. Is it silver bullets that kill ninjas. Damn it all, no. That's werewolves. Silver bullets can't kill a ninja! How foolish of you.
Wait, no. Silver bullets will kill a ninja. Come to think of it, any bullet can kill a ninja. They're human after all. They have all thier sneaky ninja moves, but those moves are no match for a bullet.
Bullets kill ninjas.
You find yourself in front of Harry's house.