A Very Special Infinite Story
You're going to do it; you refuse to live in the closet! You prance out of your room, skip downstairs and reveal to your parentsÂ…
"I'm gay and I'm proud of it! And I don't care what you guys think!"
Your parents take awhile to acknowledge your revelation.
"Gay huh? You'd think you'd have a better sense of fashion." You Mom says sipping her coffee as she points to your drab clothing.
"Â…what? I was confused! I was depressed! I was struggling with who I was!" you dramatically whine.
"Should've just asked me, I could've told you that you were gay. Can't say I didn't see this one coming." You Dad remarks not looking up from his book.
You're almost disappointed that they aren't making a big deal out of this.
"Don't you guys care?!"
"Why should we? We've accepted the fact that we failed as parents a long time ago. This just confirms it. Personally I'm just glad you're not moping anymore. That was getting to be really boring. If you're going to be a pillow biter though I suggest you keep it a secret at school. They may not be as understanding of your decadent lifestyle as we are." Your Mom says.
"Speaking of decadence, are we still going that party tonight?" you Dad asks your Mom.
"Yes, and remember to bring your own leash this time. Last time you caught that rash on your neck from using someone else's."
While your parents relive one of their swinger parties you dejectedly go back to your room. You feel like someone's let all the air out of your tires because you really hoping for some attention of any kind. You're depressed all over again, except now it's even worse because you're gay too!
"I'm gay and I'm proud of it! And I don't care what you guys think!"
Your parents take awhile to acknowledge your revelation.
"Gay huh? You'd think you'd have a better sense of fashion." You Mom says sipping her coffee as she points to your drab clothing.
"Â…what? I was confused! I was depressed! I was struggling with who I was!" you dramatically whine.
"Should've just asked me, I could've told you that you were gay. Can't say I didn't see this one coming." You Dad remarks not looking up from his book.
You're almost disappointed that they aren't making a big deal out of this.
"Don't you guys care?!"
"Why should we? We've accepted the fact that we failed as parents a long time ago. This just confirms it. Personally I'm just glad you're not moping anymore. That was getting to be really boring. If you're going to be a pillow biter though I suggest you keep it a secret at school. They may not be as understanding of your decadent lifestyle as we are." Your Mom says.
"Speaking of decadence, are we still going that party tonight?" you Dad asks your Mom.
"Yes, and remember to bring your own leash this time. Last time you caught that rash on your neck from using someone else's."
While your parents relive one of their swinger parties you dejectedly go back to your room. You feel like someone's let all the air out of your tires because you really hoping for some attention of any kind. You're depressed all over again, except now it's even worse because you're gay too!