A Very Special Infinite Story

Realizing that you're a big loser regardless of your sexual preference, you decide to suppress your gayness, since at least you won't result in you getting beat up by the jocks on a regular basis.

In an effort to suppress who you are, you begin to over compensate and start acting like a first class macho asshole. Which would be fine, if you actually could back it up, but since deep down inside you're really a big girl, you don't pull it off very well. All you succeed in doing is getting beat up a lot guys who don't like you constantly hitting their girlfriends which you aren't even attracted to. You also end up getting beat up by the girls you're hitting on. In fact you probably would've taken FEWER beatings if you'd accepted being gay!

Eventually, you actually manage to get one girl to fall for your poseur hetero act. Of course it's the most pathetic one in the entire school. She's 300 pounds, has coke bottle glasses, severe acne, braces and breathes when she talks. However, she's all yours in your futile quest to deny your gayness.

Then comes that "special night" when she's willing to give it up for you. (Which unsurprisingly doesn't take long) When she takes off her clothes you are completely unable to get an erectionÂ…though to be fair, even if you were straight you probably still wouldn't be able to get it up for this massive monstrosity that should've been killed at birth. She attempts to blow you in an effort to get you started, but all she succeeds in doing is drawing blood due to her badly made braces.

Having had enough of this charade you push the disgusting creature off of you, put your bloody dick in your pants, and run back home, vowing that you'd rather take it up the ass than go through something like that again.

As it turns out, you get your wish, but not in the way that you might preferÂ…

Your "girlfriend" was VERY hurt by your departure, as she thought yours was a true love that would last forever not some faggot travesty. Her demeanor changes to that of a psycho vindictive cunt, who accuses you of trying to rape her. She claims she managed to stop you, by biting you in the dick, forcing you to run away.

You protest your innocence and claim that you're really gay, but nobody's buying it because you were known to be sexually harassing all the girls in school, and several witnesses can attest to this. Nobody believes you and you end up going to jail where YOU get ass raped for real almost every other day by the Aryan brotherhood who make you their personal pass around prison bitch.

Your torment of having an asshole the size of Texas comes to an end when you get a little mouthy with one of the Aryans who's in no mood for your bullshit and shanks your bitch ass.

The moral of the story?

Denying who you really are is a bad thing and never results in a good outcome. Be proud of who you are. Even if you're gay, you can still live a fairly good life. You might burn in hell afterwards, but at least your time on Earth can be salvageable!

And now you know!
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