Escape The Fast Approaching Wave Of McDonald's Tartar Sauce
Continuing on, you listen to the news report.
"In some areas, streets have been flooded with rivers of tartar sauce. Officials have reported that in some instances, the undercurrent of sauce reaches speeds in excess of 45MPH. It is strongly advised that residents seek safe, high ground, and avoid the oncoming waves of tartar sauce."
As you stare blankly at the television, you ask yourself "Is this some sort of sick, twisted joke?"
At almost that precise moment, you hear what sounds like a toilet overflowing, along with the voice of an old, crotchety woman screeching "Seymour! What's that smell?", followed by "Nothing, Mother. I'm just holding the fort down."
As a local resident describes in detail how his trailer court was flooded on television, you begin to notice a rather odd, pungent smell filling the air.
Looking out of the window, you decide that you have many options.
"In some areas, streets have been flooded with rivers of tartar sauce. Officials have reported that in some instances, the undercurrent of sauce reaches speeds in excess of 45MPH. It is strongly advised that residents seek safe, high ground, and avoid the oncoming waves of tartar sauce."
As you stare blankly at the television, you ask yourself "Is this some sort of sick, twisted joke?"
At almost that precise moment, you hear what sounds like a toilet overflowing, along with the voice of an old, crotchety woman screeching "Seymour! What's that smell?", followed by "Nothing, Mother. I'm just holding the fort down."
As a local resident describes in detail how his trailer court was flooded on television, you begin to notice a rather odd, pungent smell filling the air.
Looking out of the window, you decide that you have many options.