Escape The Fast Approaching Wave Of McDonald's Tartar Sauce
Flipping through the channels, you come across an even more disturbing report on channel 28.
"We bring you this bulletin to tell you that those who have been killed by tartar sauce have come back from the dead to feast upon the flesh of the living. This is no joke: We repeat, the tartar sauce is causing the dead to be reanimated. Civil defense officials in Cumberland have reported to newsmen that these victims have shown evidence of having been... partially devoured."
Coincidentally, the transmission begins acting up, only to continually repeate the phrase "partially devoured".
"We bring you this bulletin to tell you that those who have been killed by tartar sauce have come back from the dead to feast upon the flesh of the living. This is no joke: We repeat, the tartar sauce is causing the dead to be reanimated. Civil defense officials in Cumberland have reported to newsmen that these victims have shown evidence of having been... partially devoured."
Coincidentally, the transmission begins acting up, only to continually repeate the phrase "partially devoured".