The Teatime Of Infinity
So forget Will. He's dead.
Who you should pay attention to is Mooby, the pet golden calf of the seventh god of the Dodecateagroup: Illyseus. Illyseus has the dubious distinction of being the god of all things goofy (and thusly, has been responsible for most every movie Ben Affleck has had anything to do with).
At any rate, Mooby is more than Illyseus' pet - Mooby is also his muse. The unfortunate circumstance of the present is: Mooby is missing.
Technically, Mooby ran away (even mythological characters can only take but so much Affleck). He had become so disgusted with Illyseus' wanton ways that he decided to forsake the comfort of Infinity and look elsewhere for entertainment.
Where do you suppose Mooby ended up?
Who you should pay attention to is Mooby, the pet golden calf of the seventh god of the Dodecateagroup: Illyseus. Illyseus has the dubious distinction of being the god of all things goofy (and thusly, has been responsible for most every movie Ben Affleck has had anything to do with).
At any rate, Mooby is more than Illyseus' pet - Mooby is also his muse. The unfortunate circumstance of the present is: Mooby is missing.
Technically, Mooby ran away (even mythological characters can only take but so much Affleck). He had become so disgusted with Illyseus' wanton ways that he decided to forsake the comfort of Infinity and look elsewhere for entertainment.
Where do you suppose Mooby ended up?
You have 4 choices:
- Lustria, the world of large-breasted, horny women that tend to be visited every month by one horny deity or another.
- Chrysanthasha, the world of lush, green landscapes (all the same, better known for its crystal mines).
- Exterros, the world of extreme snowboarding, cable pulleys, high dives, volleyball, kickboxers, wallyball, and swordfighters.
- Screw all that! Will was a better character - bring him back to life!