Another Monday Morning

Ms. Glau looks at you, as if wondering if she should answer you. Hesitantly, she replies, "Many years ago, back at the turn of the 20th Century, Kevin Costner was a filmmaker. He made a few bad films, and they progressively got worse as the 20th century ended and the 21st began." She looks around to make sure no police are in earshot. "In 2024, as we all know, he became president of the former United States government. Then, with the help of Wal-Mart and Microsoft, he took over the world, decided to ban all good movies. Now only crap is made. The reason is because he wants his movies to be the best in the world, and the only way for that to be possible is if everybody makes really bad movies."
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