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Another Monday Morning

You stand up and say "Guess what...I am a spy for Emperor Costner. Summer Glau, you are under arrest for conspiring against the Earth Regime."

Then you reach for handcuffs you don't really have. She goes all River Tam on you, and you are beaten to death.

Five years later, Ms. Glau and some friends on Proxima overthrow Kevin Costner's totalitarian regime, and create a utopian Earth.

Except for one thing: Citizens of Earth adopt a new custom of urinating on the graves of Costner loyalists, which according to the Glau government, includes YOU!
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