Alpha Wolf
"Alright Kong I'll go talk to Nancy."
"Cool. You always had a better way with words than I did, more diplomatic."
"That's gotta be the first time I've ever heard someone call me diplomatic, but I'll see what I can do, I'm not guaranteeing anything though."
Kong gives you the address and you head back to your cabin where you get on you Harley and drive off. You have no plan whatsoever. You're just going to fumble your way through and try to turn on the charm.
Eventually you get to the house which is huge, but then it would have to be to accommodate a couple of giants. You can't even reach the doorbell, so you just kick the door and howl as loud as you can. A few minutes pass and you think you haven't been heard, but eventually a colossal bald man with a towel wrapped around his waist opens the door, its Glenn. Well this was certainly unexpected. He looks down with a perturbed stare.
"Yeah, whadda you want?" he booms.
"Is Nancy home?"
"Whadda ya want with Nancy, hairball?"
"I have to talk to her, its important."
"Yeah, well I say it isn't, now get the fuck outta here!"
"Look, I'm not looking for trouble, just let me talk to Nancy it won't take long."
"It won't take long because you ain't gonna do it, now get the fuck outta here you fucking mutt!"
"Do you even know who I am?" you say starting to lose your temper.
"Yeah I do, and if you don't get the fuck outta here I'm gonna know who you WERE!"
While you study his foot, and deciding which one of those big veins you're going rip into before running off to hide, Nancy comes to the door in a silk robe. She's kept herself in pretty good condition, either that, or the alien ray that hit her slowed down her aging process.
"Glenn, what's going on oh hello Wolf. What bring you here?"
"Hello Nancy, I need to talk to you for a moment."
"Nancy you want me to get rid of this hairball?"
"No Glenn that's not necessary, be nice."
"Yeah whatever, look I'm leaving, I'll be back later tonight so you be ready for another round of the amazing colossal dick! Har har har har!" Glenn at this point slaps Nancy hard on her ass, and walks out the door and down the street with just the towel around him!
"Uh, isn't he forgetting something?"
"Yes, but its not the first time. One time he left without even a towel."
"Yikes, that must've been a sight."
"(Sigh) Not really, he's isn't nearly as colossal as he thinks but anyway come on in."
You enter the house and follow Nancy into the kitchen who makes herself some coffee. You look up at the table trying to figure out the best way to climb up there; Nancy unexpectedly picks you up and puts on it.
"Ohh your fur is so soft." She says brushing her finger against your back. "So what did you have to tell me?"
"Its about Kong, he's taken residence in a forest not too far away from my cabin, he says you kicked him out and he wants to come back home."
"You have my sympathies, for getting him as a neighbor, but I'm not taking him back. I've put up with his shit for too long. I was an idiot thinking I could change him. Sometimes I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me."
Nancy's pleasant demeanor has changed. This is a delicate situation, say the wrong thing and you could be in real danger.
"Cool. You always had a better way with words than I did, more diplomatic."
"That's gotta be the first time I've ever heard someone call me diplomatic, but I'll see what I can do, I'm not guaranteeing anything though."
Kong gives you the address and you head back to your cabin where you get on you Harley and drive off. You have no plan whatsoever. You're just going to fumble your way through and try to turn on the charm.
Eventually you get to the house which is huge, but then it would have to be to accommodate a couple of giants. You can't even reach the doorbell, so you just kick the door and howl as loud as you can. A few minutes pass and you think you haven't been heard, but eventually a colossal bald man with a towel wrapped around his waist opens the door, its Glenn. Well this was certainly unexpected. He looks down with a perturbed stare.
"Yeah, whadda you want?" he booms.
"Is Nancy home?"
"Whadda ya want with Nancy, hairball?"
"I have to talk to her, its important."
"Yeah, well I say it isn't, now get the fuck outta here!"
"Look, I'm not looking for trouble, just let me talk to Nancy it won't take long."
"It won't take long because you ain't gonna do it, now get the fuck outta here you fucking mutt!"
"Do you even know who I am?" you say starting to lose your temper.
"Yeah I do, and if you don't get the fuck outta here I'm gonna know who you WERE!"
While you study his foot, and deciding which one of those big veins you're going rip into before running off to hide, Nancy comes to the door in a silk robe. She's kept herself in pretty good condition, either that, or the alien ray that hit her slowed down her aging process.
"Glenn, what's going on oh hello Wolf. What bring you here?"
"Hello Nancy, I need to talk to you for a moment."
"Nancy you want me to get rid of this hairball?"
"No Glenn that's not necessary, be nice."
"Yeah whatever, look I'm leaving, I'll be back later tonight so you be ready for another round of the amazing colossal dick! Har har har har!" Glenn at this point slaps Nancy hard on her ass, and walks out the door and down the street with just the towel around him!
"Uh, isn't he forgetting something?"
"Yes, but its not the first time. One time he left without even a towel."
"Yikes, that must've been a sight."
"(Sigh) Not really, he's isn't nearly as colossal as he thinks but anyway come on in."
You enter the house and follow Nancy into the kitchen who makes herself some coffee. You look up at the table trying to figure out the best way to climb up there; Nancy unexpectedly picks you up and puts on it.
"Ohh your fur is so soft." She says brushing her finger against your back. "So what did you have to tell me?"
"Its about Kong, he's taken residence in a forest not too far away from my cabin, he says you kicked him out and he wants to come back home."
"You have my sympathies, for getting him as a neighbor, but I'm not taking him back. I've put up with his shit for too long. I was an idiot thinking I could change him. Sometimes I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me."
Nancy's pleasant demeanor has changed. This is a delicate situation, say the wrong thing and you could be in real danger.