Alpha Wolf
"So I see you've hooked up with Glenn, how's that working out?" you ask.
"Oh its great " she says. Her demeanor didn't change.
"So is Glenn treating you any better?" you ask
"Well uh yeah! Yes he is "
"That didn't sound very convincing Nancy."
"Okay, so he's a dickhead too, but at least with him he goes home and I don't have to slave over him on a regular basis."
"Oh no, you just get treated like a cum bucket whenever he wants some pussy."
"EXCUSE ME?!"
"Hey look, I'm just tellin' it like it is. From what I can tell he isn't exactly Mr. Right. Sheesh don't you know the guy's past? He's fucking crazy."
"Yeah, but I can change him "
"This again? Look honey, your track record isn't good as far as that goes. Besides you can't change the insane."
"(Sob!) I know! Why the hell do I keep doing this to myself! (Sob!)"
Oh shit, you just got yourself into some drama you didn't want to; you try to change the subject back to Kong.
"Look, obviously Kong can't be as bad as Colossal Asshole."
"(Sniff) Oh no? He doesn't do shit around the house and this is MY house! MY money paid for everything in here! If it wasn't for me picking him up all those years ago he wouldn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out! Fuck him! I'm sick of him taking me for granted. I just jumped from one abusive marriage to another!"
"Erm Kong doesn't beat you does he? Because if that's the case then "
"Oh no, he's never done that. If that ever had happened, I would've kicked him out a long time ago."
"Well, maybe I was wrong and you did change him a little then. I mean if you knew Kong back in the day, he had real temper problems. It seems like you did have some effect on him."
"Maybe "
"Look how about I go back and talk to "
Suddenly the doorbell rings.
"Hold on Wolf let me get that."
While you wait for Nancy to come back, you think you're on the right track to convincing her to take back Kong. Then she arrives in the kitchen with some big ass roses and happily reading a card.
"Where the hell did you get those things? Hey are those from Kong?" you say hopefully.
"No."
"They aren't from Glenn are they?" you ask a little more worried.
"Pfft, yeah right."
"So who are they from?"
"Oh they're from Ymir, he probably had Joe specially grow them for me he's so sweet and sensitive."
"You're fucking Ymir too?!" you exclaim.
"No, he just leaves me presents with cards on my doorstep. He's so shy, I wish he wasn't though, because I wouldn't mind seeing him. He writes the most romantic things "
Nancy begins to day dream about Ymir and now you're back at square one again. Still, you do wonder if she shouldn't be with Ymir. Nancy does seem like a nice girl and she probably deserves better than Kong, and certainly deserves better than Glenn.
"Oh its great " she says. Her demeanor didn't change.
"So is Glenn treating you any better?" you ask
"Well uh yeah! Yes he is "
"That didn't sound very convincing Nancy."
"Okay, so he's a dickhead too, but at least with him he goes home and I don't have to slave over him on a regular basis."
"Oh no, you just get treated like a cum bucket whenever he wants some pussy."
"EXCUSE ME?!"
"Hey look, I'm just tellin' it like it is. From what I can tell he isn't exactly Mr. Right. Sheesh don't you know the guy's past? He's fucking crazy."
"Yeah, but I can change him "
"This again? Look honey, your track record isn't good as far as that goes. Besides you can't change the insane."
"(Sob!) I know! Why the hell do I keep doing this to myself! (Sob!)"
Oh shit, you just got yourself into some drama you didn't want to; you try to change the subject back to Kong.
"Look, obviously Kong can't be as bad as Colossal Asshole."
"(Sniff) Oh no? He doesn't do shit around the house and this is MY house! MY money paid for everything in here! If it wasn't for me picking him up all those years ago he wouldn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out! Fuck him! I'm sick of him taking me for granted. I just jumped from one abusive marriage to another!"
"Erm Kong doesn't beat you does he? Because if that's the case then "
"Oh no, he's never done that. If that ever had happened, I would've kicked him out a long time ago."
"Well, maybe I was wrong and you did change him a little then. I mean if you knew Kong back in the day, he had real temper problems. It seems like you did have some effect on him."
"Maybe "
"Look how about I go back and talk to "
Suddenly the doorbell rings.
"Hold on Wolf let me get that."
While you wait for Nancy to come back, you think you're on the right track to convincing her to take back Kong. Then she arrives in the kitchen with some big ass roses and happily reading a card.
"Where the hell did you get those things? Hey are those from Kong?" you say hopefully.
"No."
"They aren't from Glenn are they?" you ask a little more worried.
"Pfft, yeah right."
"So who are they from?"
"Oh they're from Ymir, he probably had Joe specially grow them for me he's so sweet and sensitive."
"You're fucking Ymir too?!" you exclaim.
"No, he just leaves me presents with cards on my doorstep. He's so shy, I wish he wasn't though, because I wouldn't mind seeing him. He writes the most romantic things "
Nancy begins to day dream about Ymir and now you're back at square one again. Still, you do wonder if she shouldn't be with Ymir. Nancy does seem like a nice girl and she probably deserves better than Kong, and certainly deserves better than Glenn.