Alpha Wolf
Here's your good deed for
well you can't remember the last time you did one, but you're doing one now.
"Nancy, you want me to find Ymir and talk to him?"
"You'd do that? Why yes! But how are you going to find him?"
"Please, I got an excellent sense of smell. I could find him if he was 20 miles from this house."
"Well okay then, tell him I'm interested and he needn't be shy."
Nancy puts you down on the floor and opens the door for you. You know where the hell he's at, Venusian isn't a common smell on this planet and you aren't going to have to go too far to find him. You walk around the corner of the house and see him hiding in the overgrown bushes looking into one of the windows. Big enough to hide him from Nancy, but not you since you can walk right in the things.
"So Ymir, are you actually ever going to talk to Nancy, or are you going to stalk her forever?"
"Argh! Wolf! I thought you were in the house! Um did she get my roses?" Ymir asks surprised.
"Yeah she got them and she likes them, so why don't you just talk to her already?"
"I dunno, she's taller than me and "
"Don't mean shit! I went out with Mary and she was taller than me, and that wasn't even including that ridiculous beehive hairstyle she had! Look I know for a fact she likes you, she told me to tell you as much. Now I was originally here to hook her back up with Kong so are you gonna let me do that? Or are you gonna fuckin' man up and go talk to the girl, because she's got that Colossal asshole coming by later too."
"Well, I guess I'll try."
"Dammit! Don't try! Do! There is no try! You gotta go in there with all the confidence that you say in your love poems or whatever the hell you've been writing to her. Obviously you've got the words, now just say the shit to her in person."
Ymir puffs up with pride.
"I'll do it!"
"That's the spirit. Now go in there and get your woman."
"Hey wait, you think I'll be big enough to um "
"What? To fuck her? Shit I dunno, just lick her pussy a lot, she'll be happy trust me."
As you leave Ymir knocks on the door and Nancy opens it and gives him a big hug immediately. Looks like your work is done here. You drive back home.
You get back and walk to where Kong is. He's sleeping again.
"Hey Kong wake up!"
"Hmm? Yeah, I'm up. So did you do it?"
"Nope, sorry. Couldn't convince her."
"Ah well it was a long shot. Guess we're neighbors."
"Guess so, see ya."
Kong rolls over back to sleep and you go back to your cabin. A few days pass and just as you thought, a new "aroma" invades the area. You're happy to take the damn comic convention job just to get away from the stink.
Just goes to show what you've always known:
"No good deed goes unpunished."
"Nancy, you want me to find Ymir and talk to him?"
"You'd do that? Why yes! But how are you going to find him?"
"Please, I got an excellent sense of smell. I could find him if he was 20 miles from this house."
"Well okay then, tell him I'm interested and he needn't be shy."
Nancy puts you down on the floor and opens the door for you. You know where the hell he's at, Venusian isn't a common smell on this planet and you aren't going to have to go too far to find him. You walk around the corner of the house and see him hiding in the overgrown bushes looking into one of the windows. Big enough to hide him from Nancy, but not you since you can walk right in the things.
"So Ymir, are you actually ever going to talk to Nancy, or are you going to stalk her forever?"
"Argh! Wolf! I thought you were in the house! Um did she get my roses?" Ymir asks surprised.
"Yeah she got them and she likes them, so why don't you just talk to her already?"
"I dunno, she's taller than me and "
"Don't mean shit! I went out with Mary and she was taller than me, and that wasn't even including that ridiculous beehive hairstyle she had! Look I know for a fact she likes you, she told me to tell you as much. Now I was originally here to hook her back up with Kong so are you gonna let me do that? Or are you gonna fuckin' man up and go talk to the girl, because she's got that Colossal asshole coming by later too."
"Well, I guess I'll try."
"Dammit! Don't try! Do! There is no try! You gotta go in there with all the confidence that you say in your love poems or whatever the hell you've been writing to her. Obviously you've got the words, now just say the shit to her in person."
Ymir puffs up with pride.
"I'll do it!"
"That's the spirit. Now go in there and get your woman."
"Hey wait, you think I'll be big enough to um "
"What? To fuck her? Shit I dunno, just lick her pussy a lot, she'll be happy trust me."
As you leave Ymir knocks on the door and Nancy opens it and gives him a big hug immediately. Looks like your work is done here. You drive back home.
You get back and walk to where Kong is. He's sleeping again.
"Hey Kong wake up!"
"Hmm? Yeah, I'm up. So did you do it?"
"Nope, sorry. Couldn't convince her."
"Ah well it was a long shot. Guess we're neighbors."
"Guess so, see ya."
Kong rolls over back to sleep and you go back to your cabin. A few days pass and just as you thought, a new "aroma" invades the area. You're happy to take the damn comic convention job just to get away from the stink.
Just goes to show what you've always known:
"No good deed goes unpunished."
