CRACK ATTACK!

You prowl the night in search of more victims. You've had a long history of cat-rapings. Your reign of terror has been such a scourge to the neighborhood that the mayor has even put some of the community's best detectives on the case. But to this day they still haven't caught you. HA!

On this particular night you find what you're looking for fairly quickly. You find the cute, innocent little kitty digging through the trash behind the White Castle down the street. You drool in frenzied anticipation. You hurriedly put some cat-nip in your hands and bend down on one knee. "C'mere, kitty, kitty, kitty..." The kitty looks up at you with it's curious eyes gleaming with innocence. So innocent are it's eyes, in fact, that you almost re-consider going through with this....
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