CRACK ATTACK!
Bad decision, crackhead. Maybe it's the crack obscuring your association with reality. Maybe it's the darkness of night clouding your sight. Whatever the case may be, the 'innocent' kitty you perceived is anything but.
You see, in recent years a rare bread of Africanized-cats have been brought to Mexico to brawl in it's infamous 'Pussy Fights'. Some of these cats have migrated north, into the good ole US of A. Some have even made it into your beloved ghetto. And this 'little kitty' is one of those such cats.
As you approach the savage beast, you realize your error...but it's too late. In a flash, the cat pounces on you and begins to tear away at your flesh. Blood flies everywhere, and your screams of terror go unheard. Out of the corner of your eye, you see the hundreds of cats you've raped in the past gathering around you. They merely watch in morbid fascination as you meet your death. See you in Hell, asshole.
You see, in recent years a rare bread of Africanized-cats have been brought to Mexico to brawl in it's infamous 'Pussy Fights'. Some of these cats have migrated north, into the good ole US of A. Some have even made it into your beloved ghetto. And this 'little kitty' is one of those such cats.
As you approach the savage beast, you realize your error...but it's too late. In a flash, the cat pounces on you and begins to tear away at your flesh. Blood flies everywhere, and your screams of terror go unheard. Out of the corner of your eye, you see the hundreds of cats you've raped in the past gathering around you. They merely watch in morbid fascination as you meet your death. See you in Hell, asshole.
