CRACK ATTACK!

GOOD IDEA, CRACKHEAD!!!

Seriously, though - good idea. Despite a minor setback when you can't find your lighter, your plan goes off without a hitch (you substitute your lighter with the burners on your stove )

You smoke rock after rock after rock. Heaven IS a place on Earth. You're so high you could be certified as a cosmonaut! Hell ya! This is what life's all about. Now what are you going to do with all of this newfound energy?