The Ninja Epidemic

Five ninjas coming at you and you have only four bullets. You take aim as they approach and fire. BAM! One down. BAM! Another. BAM! A bit of grass kicks up in one of the nieghbors yards. BAM! Another ninja goes down.

Two ninjas walk towards you while the other three are stabbing through Ricks car. Click. Click. You remember now that you are out of bullets. The ninjas seem pleased by this.

From somewhere behind you sounds a loud boom. The ninjas jump a little, assuming that it is your pistols, but continue to advance. You glace behind you to see a pale blue, rust covered pick-up ambling over the slight hill in the road and headed your way. It's your cousins pick-up. A shotgun fires out the window and one of the ninjas falls dead. The truck ambles by and stops when it's wheels crush the body of one of the ninjas at Ricks car.

Bo steps out of the truck with a shit-eating grin spread accross his face. "I'll be damned." He says to you. "They realy is ninjas out here." He loads the shotgun and shoots another of the ones by Ricks car.

You hear police sirens headed your way. The two remaining ninjas back up a few steps and drop something from thier hands that errupt into clouds of smoke which obscure your vision. When the smoke clears the ninjas are gone and the police cruiser has reached you.

The officer is pointing his gun at you and is ordering you to freeze while his partner radios for back-up. All around you are the corpses of nine ninjas. You look at Bo and he is motioning that you should all get the hell out of there. But with the police there, they [/i]have[/i] to believe the ninjas attacking story. Surely they'll understand. Bo is on all kinds of drugs anyway, he doesn't know what he's talking about. But the cops didn't want to listen to you before...
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