d and d have a cool adventure

Menu in hand, you scan its pages.

There are all sorts of things on here!
halibut, steak, venision, and plenty of other options

but you're poor, and can only afford the following:

old french-fries
a potato chip

alternatively, you can cover your eyes and point your finger into a random spot on the menu. Wherever it lands, you'll eat!

while deciding, you take out your phone, wallet, and car keys and rest them on the table.