d and d have a cool adventure
As soon as dach says those words, your face goes blank. You stare him in the eye, and say "watch me throw this at someone"
You reach to the left and grab a salt shaker. You raise it high in the air, aiming towards someone in the resturaunt
in an act of suprise you throw it at dachande. It hits him square in the left eye, blood is everywhere - shards of glass are embedded in his face.
he screams at you;
"oh my god d what the fuck why did you fuckin do that holy shit this fuckin HURRTTSS this is why we cant go out anywhere you and the fuckin salt shakers this always happens goddamnit fUCK"
undeturred by these insults, you are really hungry. You slide dachande a menu while he is still screaming in pain as the resturaunt watches, and you casually open yours.
You reach to the left and grab a salt shaker. You raise it high in the air, aiming towards someone in the resturaunt
in an act of suprise you throw it at dachande. It hits him square in the left eye, blood is everywhere - shards of glass are embedded in his face.
he screams at you;
"oh my god d what the fuck why did you fuckin do that holy shit this fuckin HURRTTSS this is why we cant go out anywhere you and the fuckin salt shakers this always happens goddamnit fUCK"
undeturred by these insults, you are really hungry. You slide dachande a menu while he is still screaming in pain as the resturaunt watches, and you casually open yours.