d and d have a cool adventure

You decide to have a casual conversation with Dach about Einstein's General Theory of Relativity. However, you realize that you:

a) Have not read it,
b) and are illiterate.

So instead, you focus on the menu because you're a fat fucking pig and can recognize the little doodles parallel to the menu option. Dachande looks at you with curiosity, no doubt wondering about the interior monologue you've been having with yourself for the past minute and a half regarding the theory of relativity.