Tales From The Basement
It literally pains you to part with anything being the fuckin' obsessed pack rat you are, but you need to start earning your keep again. The problem is you'll only part with a few things and those things are shit that nobody wants!
You can't believe that nobody would want things like S&M Elmo or Trailer Trash Barbie! And you can't even wrap your mind around the fact that people don't want your used toothpick collection from around the world!
Well it looks like the demand is currently for "Big Objects" and the only two big objects you have that you're willing to part with are your full set elephant bones and your Kudzu plant.
Of course there's always a demand for porn, but you're sort of attached to your collection of that stuff.
« Go Back You can't believe that nobody would want things like S&M Elmo or Trailer Trash Barbie! And you can't even wrap your mind around the fact that people don't want your used toothpick collection from around the world!
Well it looks like the demand is currently for "Big Objects" and the only two big objects you have that you're willing to part with are your full set elephant bones and your Kudzu plant.
Of course there's always a demand for porn, but you're sort of attached to your collection of that stuff.