Tales From The Basement
You get an offer for $15,000 dollars! You take it! Man, what a sucker! You don't feel like wrapping up the bones and shipping them so you tell the guy to pick them up at your house. He said he'll come by with a briefcase of money.
Soon you get a knock on the door. You answer it and a strange looking scientist type appears before you.
"Hello, I'm here for my Elephant Man bones." he says
ELEPHANT MAN? No wonder they sold for so much! This dickhead thought he was buying the remains of a medical curiosity, not that of an actual elephant!
"Hey I think there's been a mistake. It's just a regular elephant buddy. Still, should be good for something in the science field right?"
"What?! This is false advertising! I demand my Elephant Man bones!"
The scientist is very angry, but he doesn't seem to realize that mistake has been made. He thinks that you're holding out on him and trying to renig on the deal. You tell him that the deal's off and he can keep his money if he's so unhappy, but he won't hear any of it, he's demanding that you give him his Elephant Man Bones!
He pulls out a pistol!
Soon you get a knock on the door. You answer it and a strange looking scientist type appears before you.
"Hello, I'm here for my Elephant Man bones." he says
ELEPHANT MAN? No wonder they sold for so much! This dickhead thought he was buying the remains of a medical curiosity, not that of an actual elephant!
"Hey I think there's been a mistake. It's just a regular elephant buddy. Still, should be good for something in the science field right?"
"What?! This is false advertising! I demand my Elephant Man bones!"
The scientist is very angry, but he doesn't seem to realize that mistake has been made. He thinks that you're holding out on him and trying to renig on the deal. You tell him that the deal's off and he can keep his money if he's so unhappy, but he won't hear any of it, he's demanding that you give him his Elephant Man Bones!
He pulls out a pistol!