Tales From The Basement
You wake up and dread the fact that you've entered the real world again. The dream world will have to wait until later.
You don't like real world, never have. It's why you like to sleep. It allows you to get away from the reality for a little while. It's also why you prefer to hang out on your computer all night and day.
It's not really because you're afraid of the real world, it's just that you don't have that much interest in it. Sometimes it can be fascinating, but over all you just find it to be involve so much boring tedium that you'd prefer to remove yourself as much as you can from it.
It's also probably why you're over 18 and still living at home.
You're a basement dweller.
Fortunately you're one of the productive ones. You contribute to the household by buying and selling useless shit on Ebay. Unfortunately this is still "work" and as a result, it's a hassle so you probably don't put as much effort as you should into it. In fact you're more inclined to keep the stuff you buy due to your interest in odd things.
Despite your limiting of outside world contact, you can't help but feel like something different is going to happen today. You start daydreaming about possible things that could happen to you until you quickly snap yourself out of it.
As much as you'd like to waste time daydreaming, playing video games or other time wasting activities on the internet, you probably should go to "work."
Well don't just sit there with a thumb up your ass, you gonna buy useless shit, or sell it?
You don't like real world, never have. It's why you like to sleep. It allows you to get away from the reality for a little while. It's also why you prefer to hang out on your computer all night and day.
It's not really because you're afraid of the real world, it's just that you don't have that much interest in it. Sometimes it can be fascinating, but over all you just find it to be involve so much boring tedium that you'd prefer to remove yourself as much as you can from it.
It's also probably why you're over 18 and still living at home.
You're a basement dweller.
Fortunately you're one of the productive ones. You contribute to the household by buying and selling useless shit on Ebay. Unfortunately this is still "work" and as a result, it's a hassle so you probably don't put as much effort as you should into it. In fact you're more inclined to keep the stuff you buy due to your interest in odd things.
Despite your limiting of outside world contact, you can't help but feel like something different is going to happen today. You start daydreaming about possible things that could happen to you until you quickly snap yourself out of it.
As much as you'd like to waste time daydreaming, playing video games or other time wasting activities on the internet, you probably should go to "work."
Well don't just sit there with a thumb up your ass, you gonna buy useless shit, or sell it?