Tales From The Basement
You get an offer of $500 dollars for the Kudzu that has basically enveloped the house. You take it. You never wanted this stuff in the first place, it just grew out of hand and you couldn't get rid of it.
As you begin wondering how you're going to ship the Kudzu, suddenly something green catches the corner of your eye! It's the Kudzu! It appears that it didn't like the idea of being sold! It begins to crawl at you, and it looks a lot more dangerous than you remember considering it has sharp thorns now.
You grab your Mickey Mouse Zippo lighter and a can of Lounge Lizard Hair Spray and use it as a poor man's flamethrower!
It works! You burn and singe enough of the Kudzu to make it retreat, giving you time to wonder what to do next.
As you begin wondering how you're going to ship the Kudzu, suddenly something green catches the corner of your eye! It's the Kudzu! It appears that it didn't like the idea of being sold! It begins to crawl at you, and it looks a lot more dangerous than you remember considering it has sharp thorns now.
You grab your Mickey Mouse Zippo lighter and a can of Lounge Lizard Hair Spray and use it as a poor man's flamethrower!
It works! You burn and singe enough of the Kudzu to make it retreat, giving you time to wonder what to do next.