Another Monday Morning
Hephaestus:
Hello! Works like a charm, doesn't it? Those sharks made you swim like hell, didn't they? That's the only way to get mortal souls to be able to visit me in my house. Go ahead, sit down. Make yourself at home. There's a nice chair by the fire. I don't get many visitors. I should put some tea on. Do you like Lady Grey?
Yeah, I devised those sharks so that people would find their way down here. It's pretty random, but you're the first one to arrive, and after 75 years, I'd say that's a pretty good rate.
If you didn't get here randomly though, that would be serious. Major breakdown in security. Not my problem though. Satan can go screw himself, ungrateful jerk. He actually had the nerve to call the most powerful sword of evil 'top-heavy!!!' Said he wanted a bigger skull in the pommel. I got him fricken Ouranos.' What else does he want from me?
Hello! Works like a charm, doesn't it? Those sharks made you swim like hell, didn't they? That's the only way to get mortal souls to be able to visit me in my house. Go ahead, sit down. Make yourself at home. There's a nice chair by the fire. I don't get many visitors. I should put some tea on. Do you like Lady Grey?
Yeah, I devised those sharks so that people would find their way down here. It's pretty random, but you're the first one to arrive, and after 75 years, I'd say that's a pretty good rate.
If you didn't get here randomly though, that would be serious. Major breakdown in security. Not my problem though. Satan can go screw himself, ungrateful jerk. He actually had the nerve to call the most powerful sword of evil 'top-heavy!!!' Said he wanted a bigger skull in the pommel. I got him fricken Ouranos.' What else does he want from me?