Another Monday Morning

You jump up and down on the green man for about ten minutes, laughing with glee. Then you run around the room for a while and eventually pass out on the floor. When you wake up the next day, you notice your pet dachshund lying in a heap of blood next to you. It's almost as if someone had jumped up and down on him for ten minutes.

Suddenly, the spirit of Karl, your recently deceased dog, rises from his corpse.

"Karl?" you say, mystified.

The spirit of Karl barks at you, and then he enters your body just like Neo at the end of the Matrix. He messes around in there for a while and then makes your body explode.