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The Cronicles of Dick Face (you)
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stormdaku
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R: Restricted - Adult
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she makes you a samich, BUT it has EVERYTHING you wanted on it. that just arn't cool yo.
You have 5 choices:
Kill yourself (just throwin it out there).
Yell at your 5 yr old to go make you a samich
Yell at girlfriend to make you a samich
THROW A TANTRUM AND TRY TO SHOVE A REMOTE UP YOUR ASS.
Tell her to make you soup. and accuse her of cheating on you because she was gone for too long (5 min.)