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The Cronicles of Dick Face (you)

So everyone on the face of this planet thinks u are a fat-ass ass-hole dumb-ass. Even ur 2 kids (they are 5 and 1). Yeah even your OWN kids. and you take advantage of everyone.
So you wake up @ about 5 (yes P.M.) and what do you do?