Another Monday Morning

you sprout horns and a single large boob where your nose used to be. as the prince XXXLAKJ of the realm of Hell wellcomes you back and asks how your adventures went on earth. You reply that it was "All good, ive created AIDS and Cancer and Fat Women" and that they "Terrorize the World and will soon be the destruction of the planet". As you are talking however a Wolf walks up to you, rolls a joint and gives it to you to smoke....