Tales From The Basement

Well last time your Mom went to the supermarket she couldn't find the soft kind. In fact, she never can find it. It's almost like there's a conspiracy and the super markets hide it before she gets there. Either that or she just enjoys torturing you with toilet paper that feels more like sandpaper.

But this isn't about your paranoia, and you manage to find some toilet paper for $5, 1000 rolls of it! You buy it immediately and soon it arrives magically in front of your house. You find out why it was so cheap.

It's wet and USED…