Tales From The Basement
You really can't see anyone buying your shitty toilet paper; you're still not sure why you wanted to buy it so bad yourself. Perhaps you have toilet training issues, but this isn't about your screwed up childhood, this is about how you wasted your money! Or have you?
Upon closer inspection you realize that this is the genuine toilet paper of Elvis! You can tell by the wiping signature! You sell it back to Graceland for millions! You then proceed to buy up other famous used toilet paper and selling them, making even more millions!
Finally you decide to get out of the business and retire to your bomb shelter on your very own Styrofoam island where you live comfortably for the rest of your life.
And perhaps when you die, YOUR toilet paper will sell for millions.
Upon closer inspection you realize that this is the genuine toilet paper of Elvis! You can tell by the wiping signature! You sell it back to Graceland for millions! You then proceed to buy up other famous used toilet paper and selling them, making even more millions!
Finally you decide to get out of the business and retire to your bomb shelter on your very own Styrofoam island where you live comfortably for the rest of your life.
And perhaps when you die, YOUR toilet paper will sell for millions.
