Make your own adventure

Giving in to the temptation of hot, hot, hot sexy men, you take the plunge into the oven. However, the portal turned out to be too small for your paunch body (did you take a bite of the cake in the refrigerator??), you end up stuck in the portal. You cry for help, but no one can hear you. You're in some godforsaken kitchen, away from all humanity... after ten days, you wasted away from dehydration and lack of food and you die.