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You forget what your kindergarten teacher told you about basic etiquette and about what to do when the door is locked, but what the heck, you decide to peer through the keyhole anyway. For some reason (ask Georgie before he leaves Washington), this century-old barely renovated government hospital still makes use of ancient doors where you can really see stuff through the keyhole. Wow.

Anyway, so you do peer through the keyhole, and ta-ta! Yeah, you see really huge ta-tas bouncing up and down inside the room. Curious about the identity of this sexy woman, you watch some more and you see that the owner of the magnificent bazongas is...

Dr. Gene?!

What the hell is he... she... oh what the fuck! Dr. Gene is a man! He cannot possess breasts, right? Right?!

Suddenly, your basic ideas on humanity come crashing down. You instinctively look down in despair and see a hairpin on the floor. What do you do?!