Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

"...what?"
"The news, can I watch it too?"
"You'd...you'd really want to, after I said you were a bitch?"
"Well, I don't think the newspaper's here yet, and you have the only TV in the house so-"
"Oh Nate, that's all I ever wanted!"
And then you leaped into Nate's arms, and then you woke up.

That's right..Orpheus, Ted Koppel, pudding, it was all a dream. You're back in your hum drum life in Idaho.

All a dream..
Though it seemed so real..
Oh well, back to being the heiress to the yogurt company, having an avid hatred of the news, and wearing the same old pink gowns and petticoats.