Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

Zelda purses her lips.
"That is none of your business. I don't go asking you why half of your hair is black, and the rest of your hair is white!"

"First, my hair is naturally awesome. Second, when you play the soundtrack to a snuff film in the morning while we're all asleep, in all of our rooms, it's plenty our business."

"Screw you! You can go play outside but I'm going to watch the news, bitch!"