Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

"Zelda, if you leave me, then I wont be an important character, and Orpheus will be the lead male protagonist!"

"Well ya shoulda thought about that before I barged in on you in the middle of the night without warning. Besides, Orpheus hasn't even had a line so far in this story. I think he might have died. Wow. This is a really awful story


=And then the writer commited suicide=