Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

"Orpheus! We're almost there!"

"MMrfgghl!!"

"Orpheus, if you don't tell me where you put my can opener I swear I will roundhouse kick you into the sun. Breakfast is a strictly morning meal and it's almost ten fourtyfive. THAT'S BRUNCH TIME!!"

Orpheus wriggles his head out of the bag, with a look of utter bafflement.
"What is going on?!"