Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"Nate, we're going to need you to distract the patrols. So I've taken the liberty to bring this bucket of livers, put on this canadian flag designer speedo, and get distracting."
"Why don't I just, like, blow them up or something with my lazer gun thingy?"
"Yeeeeaaahh....we're gonna need you to take off the pants and toss around these livers, if you do that soon, that'd be great."
"Wow Zelda, that was a great impersonation of the guy from Office Space!"
"I know, right?" Anywho, Nate reluctantly starts running around the store throwing livers at children and elderly while reciting bibbidy bobbidy boo. During this Jane and you head over to Orpheus' aisle.
"Orpheus! We're here to save you!"
Orpheus looks over, carrying a basket full of chunky peanutbutter and raisins.
"Huh? What're you talking about?"
Oh man, they're not only holding him hostage, they've got him tortured into denial!" Jane then breaks down in loud sobs and slams her fists onto the tiled floor.
"Uh...guys? I was just grocery shopping."
You then cover Orpheus in a potatoe sack. You and Jane lift it up and fly out of the store, while Nate is seen running from police while zapping lazers at people. I'm sure he'll be fine.
You're currently flying back to the technodrome.
"Why don't I just, like, blow them up or something with my lazer gun thingy?"
"Yeeeeaaahh....we're gonna need you to take off the pants and toss around these livers, if you do that soon, that'd be great."
"Wow Zelda, that was a great impersonation of the guy from Office Space!"
"I know, right?" Anywho, Nate reluctantly starts running around the store throwing livers at children and elderly while reciting bibbidy bobbidy boo. During this Jane and you head over to Orpheus' aisle.
"Orpheus! We're here to save you!"
Orpheus looks over, carrying a basket full of chunky peanutbutter and raisins.
"Huh? What're you talking about?"
Oh man, they're not only holding him hostage, they've got him tortured into denial!" Jane then breaks down in loud sobs and slams her fists onto the tiled floor.
"Uh...guys? I was just grocery shopping."
You then cover Orpheus in a potatoe sack. You and Jane lift it up and fly out of the store, while Nate is seen running from police while zapping lazers at people. I'm sure he'll be fine.
You're currently flying back to the technodrome.