Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You stomp down into Nate's room. He's on sleep mode.
"Wake up you home wrecker!"
"Mrrr...wha?"
"I heard from a reasonable source that YOU are doing the nasty with my man for the past five years!"
"...what?"
"You hussy! Orpheus was mine! Then you came into our life with your sinful robot eyes and the like."
"...what?"
"Prepare to die!"
"As an android I can't die. Only break. Thus making me basically immortal because I can be easily repaired. Plus I'm kind of designed to kill. Now.....what did you say I did to Orpheus??"
You then immediately leaped at him, tugging at his artificial hair and clawing at his face. Suddenly his bed broke andyou two fell into the giant tub of jello on the floor below.
After much passive fighting that looked more like giving eachother massages while screaming and pictures being taken and put on the internet, Nate decides he's bored with this and clogs you on the head with his diamond incrested medicine ball that he keeps at hand all the time.
When you wake up you're wearing a disney princess straight jacket. And a giant hat with the words "Crazy daisy" sewn on. It turns out Orpheus was just grocery shopping, and Nate has never even made eye contact with Orpheus. He finds him to be very unpleasant. In the mean time, you have a concussion so large that the dent in your head can be used to hold soup.
What a wacky day.
The End.
"Wake up you home wrecker!"
"Mrrr...wha?"
"I heard from a reasonable source that YOU are doing the nasty with my man for the past five years!"
"...what?"
"You hussy! Orpheus was mine! Then you came into our life with your sinful robot eyes and the like."
"...what?"
"Prepare to die!"
"As an android I can't die. Only break. Thus making me basically immortal because I can be easily repaired. Plus I'm kind of designed to kill. Now.....what did you say I did to Orpheus??"
You then immediately leaped at him, tugging at his artificial hair and clawing at his face. Suddenly his bed broke andyou two fell into the giant tub of jello on the floor below.
After much passive fighting that looked more like giving eachother massages while screaming and pictures being taken and put on the internet, Nate decides he's bored with this and clogs you on the head with his diamond incrested medicine ball that he keeps at hand all the time.
When you wake up you're wearing a disney princess straight jacket. And a giant hat with the words "Crazy daisy" sewn on. It turns out Orpheus was just grocery shopping, and Nate has never even made eye contact with Orpheus. He finds him to be very unpleasant. In the mean time, you have a concussion so large that the dent in your head can be used to hold soup.
What a wacky day.
The End.
