Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

You watch it, and inbetween the show, they have a commercial.

Hey, do you want to find out if you and your crush are meant to be?

"OH, God yes!"

Then text LURVE to 5555555 and type in you and your crushes name and find the love calculator.

'Finally! A trustworthy way to see if Orpheus and I share the same feelings."

You call in and it says "Grl he aint no gud 4 U. He prbbly chtn on U"

How could he? And so early in our relationship that we don't even know he likes me that way!

Then another commercial shows.

Hey girls! Has your man been cheating on you? Get back by texting ELIMINATE to 5555556

And so you did. It then showed a quiz to find out who he's cheating on you with.

1. list the names fo your roomates.
Jane, Nate, Orpheus

2. list the names of your BF
Orpheus

3. List all the people you THINK he'd cheat on you with.
Dan Rather, Jane, Paris Hilton, Ebony Dimentia Ravenway, Al Gore

It out all this information in...
ding!
"Grl he chtn on u w Nate!!!!!"

What?! I never expected that! It must be true! It cost me fifty five dollars a letter for that! I'll show that SKANK Nate not to mees with my man.