Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You barge into the room which usually is Orpheus'. You walk into the room, passing by the can opener collection yet again. And see that Ophelia is sleeping. You know what to do.
You raise your can yet again to open your can of soup a second time. Suddenly Ophelia wakes up.
"Omg Zed! You're like, awake and junk! Usually you're staring at the cardboard window you stapled to the wall by now."
"Not now, Orphietta, we gots to save da president!"
"But....Zed, we killed the president last week. We dropped her in a vat full of Shrek sequels. Then you made me bury the body in a vegetable garden and made Nane think we were entering the annual farm derby, and you went on a massive killing spree on the day of the contest using a rake. Then you blamed it all on me and spoke against me in court, and then you shoved a cigarrette in my eye and forced me to burn down south america with 100,000 smoking pipes, then we tipped over canada and used it as a treadmill to destroy Africa in some crazy scheme to destroy Dan Rather when we found out he was a moleman trying to destroy society. Remember?"
"No, you're crazy. Shut up."
You then bashed in her skull with a can of spaghettio's and flew off into the sunset. Shedding your skin and revealing that you were actually a giant iguana all along. You live a peaceful happy life in the rainforest until someone turns you into a bead necklace.
You raise your can yet again to open your can of soup a second time. Suddenly Ophelia wakes up.
"Omg Zed! You're like, awake and junk! Usually you're staring at the cardboard window you stapled to the wall by now."
"Not now, Orphietta, we gots to save da president!"
"But....Zed, we killed the president last week. We dropped her in a vat full of Shrek sequels. Then you made me bury the body in a vegetable garden and made Nane think we were entering the annual farm derby, and you went on a massive killing spree on the day of the contest using a rake. Then you blamed it all on me and spoke against me in court, and then you shoved a cigarrette in my eye and forced me to burn down south america with 100,000 smoking pipes, then we tipped over canada and used it as a treadmill to destroy Africa in some crazy scheme to destroy Dan Rather when we found out he was a moleman trying to destroy society. Remember?"
"No, you're crazy. Shut up."
You then bashed in her skull with a can of spaghettio's and flew off into the sunset. Shedding your skin and revealing that you were actually a giant iguana all along. You live a peaceful happy life in the rainforest until someone turns you into a bead necklace.
