Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"Who wants to know? More importantly, WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF DARKNESS ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR."
"Your chair? ohoho...your chair? OH.HO.HO. This is my chair, ho. Now go back to that filthy gutter where you spawned from. I'm trying to watch Ted Koppel."
"Ted Koppel? That sack of ugly? Don't make me laugh. Dan Rather is the one who you can trust."
"Dan. Rather. TAKE THAT BACK SKANK!"
"Yankee go home!"
Then the two Zeldas pulled out razors from their wrists and started throwing them at eachother. This went on for a few seconds more.
"Get out of my room!"
"Your room? As you can tell by that me shaped hole in the wall that I made just a moment ago, This is my room. Now go find me a cigarette so I can put it in your eye."
"Screw you! You can go play outside but I'm watching the news, bitch!"
The Zelda then shoved you out of your chair and changed the channel, drinking out of a bottle of tequilla.
"Yeah, well I'm telling Jane and Nate that some creepy chick trying to impersonate me is stealing my room!"
"Who's Jane and Nate? Do you mean Nane and Jate? And I'm NOT girl, I just happen to be very pretty."
"Pretty UGLY! OOOOoooooh DISS!...wait, who's jate and nane?"
"Jate and Nane, the two androids who live here in the drometechno. And hands of of Ophelia. She's mine. Just....don't tell her that."
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If it isn't obvious yet, you're in some crazy alternate universe.
"Your chair? ohoho...your chair? OH.HO.HO. This is my chair, ho. Now go back to that filthy gutter where you spawned from. I'm trying to watch Ted Koppel."
"Ted Koppel? That sack of ugly? Don't make me laugh. Dan Rather is the one who you can trust."
"Dan. Rather. TAKE THAT BACK SKANK!"
"Yankee go home!"
Then the two Zeldas pulled out razors from their wrists and started throwing them at eachother. This went on for a few seconds more.
"Get out of my room!"
"Your room? As you can tell by that me shaped hole in the wall that I made just a moment ago, This is my room. Now go find me a cigarette so I can put it in your eye."
"Screw you! You can go play outside but I'm watching the news, bitch!"
The Zelda then shoved you out of your chair and changed the channel, drinking out of a bottle of tequilla.
"Yeah, well I'm telling Jane and Nate that some creepy chick trying to impersonate me is stealing my room!"
"Who's Jane and Nate? Do you mean Nane and Jate? And I'm NOT girl, I just happen to be very pretty."
"Pretty UGLY! OOOOoooooh DISS!...wait, who's jate and nane?"
"Jate and Nane, the two androids who live here in the drometechno. And hands of of Ophelia. She's mine. Just....don't tell her that."
.....
If it isn't obvious yet, you're in some crazy alternate universe.