Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
Hey, Jate, Nane.
"Hey." The two said at once. They were staring at a grey wall, while standing in grey jump suits.
"So....uh....anyone want some pudding?"
Without even turning their heads to look at you, they say at the same time,
"We know that you are not of this world. Zelda Mandok. You are disruptig the natural order. The great leader is most displeased. He has sent his lizard army to find you."
"What? Um....so...no pudding?"
"Leave these chambers, oh forbidden creature. If the great leader sees you with us, he shall send us into the tomb of the lost. Where the lords of destruction shall cleanse our soul and turn us into wallpaper."
"Um...right."
This is getting creepy. You can't even tell which one is Jane's alter ego and which one is Nate. But they raise a valid point. You should probably leave.
But first, you put a sticky note on their door that says
"The great leader? More the great LITER!"
You hide outside behind a bush to watch what happends. A bunch of soldiers and that one geico lizard thing barged through the doors. Even outside you can hear screams. All of the inhabitants are dragged outside. Jate and Nane seem to be given extra punishment. Zed and Ophelia are seen trying to put two pieces of a necklace together. Then the soldiers grabbed them and threw them in a van. Finally, they all left. You pick up the necklace pieces and put them together. Luckily you have a recording of Orpheus saying "FORM OF A BLACK HOLE BACK TO OUR PROPER UNIVERSE!" on a casette player. The player then turns into a swirling nether and sucks back into darkness.
You then fall into a planet. Not earth, probably the same universe as earth. It seems all squishy and orange. On further inspection it seems you found a planet made out of speghettio's! Happy days!
The end.
"Hey." The two said at once. They were staring at a grey wall, while standing in grey jump suits.
"So....uh....anyone want some pudding?"
Without even turning their heads to look at you, they say at the same time,
"We know that you are not of this world. Zelda Mandok. You are disruptig the natural order. The great leader is most displeased. He has sent his lizard army to find you."
"What? Um....so...no pudding?"
"Leave these chambers, oh forbidden creature. If the great leader sees you with us, he shall send us into the tomb of the lost. Where the lords of destruction shall cleanse our soul and turn us into wallpaper."
"Um...right."
This is getting creepy. You can't even tell which one is Jane's alter ego and which one is Nate. But they raise a valid point. You should probably leave.
But first, you put a sticky note on their door that says
"The great leader? More the great LITER!"
You hide outside behind a bush to watch what happends. A bunch of soldiers and that one geico lizard thing barged through the doors. Even outside you can hear screams. All of the inhabitants are dragged outside. Jate and Nane seem to be given extra punishment. Zed and Ophelia are seen trying to put two pieces of a necklace together. Then the soldiers grabbed them and threw them in a van. Finally, they all left. You pick up the necklace pieces and put them together. Luckily you have a recording of Orpheus saying "FORM OF A BLACK HOLE BACK TO OUR PROPER UNIVERSE!" on a casette player. The player then turns into a swirling nether and sucks back into darkness.
You then fall into a planet. Not earth, probably the same universe as earth. It seems all squishy and orange. On further inspection it seems you found a planet made out of speghettio's! Happy days!
The end.
