The Smartest/Dumbest Hostage

You go to the nearest department store and buy two full bundles of toilet paper. You pay for it with some money you took from the bum, (Wow, you are a bastard!) and walk outside. You find some nice victorian style house, seems like the people aren't home. So you take the toilet paper and start to chuck it around the persons house, in a teepeeing manner. The people pull up in their little minivan, and you look at them, with a big smile on your face. You start to wrap their car in toilet paper and the man gets out and starts to cuss at you. This is no fun anymore.